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A compendium of 78 sure-fire excuses with humorously all-too-real applications for any candidate who is down in the polls, makes that unfortunate gaffe, needs to energize a lagging campaign, or has the temerity to actually lose an election. A must-have for politicians, pundits, campaign staffers, volunteers, and voters of every party. It is recommended to be applied any time the press will be within two miles of your candidate. The perfect political gift for the Politico in your life. No. 3 We don’t pay attention to polls.Aka [When those polls are killing us] Use this phrase in many circumstances including when your candidate drops twenty-six points in all polls after it is discovered he paid the woman next door to take a urine drug test for him − and the lab results came back that he is pregnant. No. 11Opponent is pandering to the right. Use when your candidate's opponent ends a speech with "God Bless America." No. 12Opponent is pandering to the left. Use when your candidate's opponent starts a speech with "My Fellow Americans." No. 65 We make the tough decisions.Aka [With our collective IQ, EVERY decision is a tough one] Use to shake up the polls when your incumbent candidate approves a budget measure to repair potholes. No. 77The better candidate won.AKA[Only if we won. If not, screw them] The absolute worst excuse ever. Although it is rumored to have been around since the early days of political races in Athens, I cannot find an example of it actually having been used. Don’t even think about using it until your candidate loses seven straight races to the same opponent. COVER PHOTO: Author pinching his cousin on her first birthday in Cincinnati, Ohio circa 1958. Photo taken by the author's dad with a 1919 Graflex press camera handed down from the author's great-grandfather. Yes, it is really the author and his cousin, and yes, they know their "laughing and crying babies" photograph is a viral internet meme! DISCLAIMER: While these excuses are both humorous and accurate, they do NOT usually form the basis for legal defense when a candidate is arrested, indicted, prosecuted, and otherwise accused − although they certainly bear an uncanny resemblance to the pleas many politicians have employed in court: you have been warned. 12 Lessons About Eating We Can Learn From The French April I haven't read French Women Don't Get Fat because I see too many fat French women in Paris to believe it. Some of what you say is true but times are changing ... BibMe: Free Bibliography & Citation Maker - MLA APA ... Using other peoples research or ideas without giving them due credit is plagiarism. Since BibMe makes it easy to create citations build bibliographies and ... Politicus USA Opinion: Sikh Man Shot by Masked White Man Told To Go Back To Your Country "There is a kind of hysteria spreading that is not good. Such hatred is not good for ... Health Yahoo Beauty Mike Harrington Lost 209 Pounds: Sometimes I forget that I can just go into any store and buy clothes off the rack! UK News - The Times & The Sunday Times Login. Enter your details below to login. If you are an existing member of The Times and The Sunday Times enjoying the full benefits of thetimes.co.uk then simply ... IT Pro Information Technology News & Reviews Join today and you can easily save your favourite articles join in the conversation and comment plus select which news your want direct to your inbox. Join today ... Peter Van Buren - We Meant Well Blog of Peter Van Buren author of Ghosts of Tom Joad A Story of the 99Percent and We Meant Well: How I Helped Lose the Battle for the Hearts and Minds of the The Souls of Black Folk - gutenberg.org The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Souls of Black Folk by W. E. B. Du Bois This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with almost no restrictions ... Debates in Pennsylvania Convention on Ratification of the ... the debates in the convention of the state of pennsylvania on the adoption of the federal constitution. philadelphia tuesday november 20 1787 p. m. Environment: News & features - The Telegraph Latest environmental news features and updates. Pictures video and more.
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